Friday, May 11, 2007

do you want some butter with that corny joke?

JOKE
 
1.What goes "oh oh oh"?
2.Why was the baby ant confused?
3.Why do gorillas have big nostrils?
4.Why didn't the clam share has pearls?
5.What do you call a hippo with chicken pocks?
6.What do you call a grizzly bear without teeth?
7.Why did Captain Hook cross the road?
 
ANSWERS
 
1.Santa walking backwards!
2.Because all his uncles are ants!
3.Because they have really big fingers!
4.Because he was shellfish!
5.Hippo-spot-amus!
6.A gummy bear!
7.To get to the second-hand shop!
 
 

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