Thank you--Tech Support -- We salute You!!!

have I blogged this yet?

 

 

This ought to make you feel better about your computer skills!   Unbelievable, but supposedly all true!!!!     =================================   Tech support:   What kind of computer do you have? Female customer:   A white one...  ===============   Customer:   Hi, this is Maureen. I can't get my diskette out. Tech support:  Have you tried pushing the Button? Customer:  Yes, sure, it's really stuck. Tech support:  That doesn't sound good; I'll make a note. Customer:  No , wait a minute... I hadn't inserted it yet... it's still on my desk... sorry.... =============== Tech support:  Click on the 'my computer' icon on to the left of the screen. Customer:  Your left or my left? =============== Tech support:  Good day. How may I help you? Male customer:   Hello... I can't print. Tech support: Would you click on "start"  for me and. Customer:  Listen pal; don't start getting technical on me! I'm not Bill Gates. =============== Customer:  Hi, good afternoon, this is Martha, I can't print. Every time I try, it says 'Can't find printer'.  I've even lifted the printer and placed it in front of the monitor, but the computer still says he can't find it... =============== Customer:  I have problems printing in red... Tech support:  Do you have a color printer? Customer:  Aaaah...................thank you. =============== Tech support:  What's on your monitor now, ma'am? Customer:   A teddy bear my boyfriend bought for me at Woolies. =============== Customer:   My keyboard is not working anymore. Tech support:  Are you sure it's plugged into the computer? Customer:  No. I can't get behind the computer. Tech support:  Pick up your keyboard and walk 10 paces back. Customer:!   OK Tech support:   Did the keyboard come with you? Customer:  Yes Tech support:  That means the keyboard is not plugged in. Is there another keyboard? Customer:  Yes, there's another one here. Ah...that one does work... =============== Tech support:   Your password is the small letter "a" as in apple, a capital letter V as in Victor, the number 7. Customer:  Is that 7 in capital letters ? =============== Customer:  can't get on the Internet. Tech support:  Are you sure you used the right password? Customer:  Yes, I'm sure. I saw my colleague do it. Tech support:  Can you tell me what the password was? Customer:  Five stars. =============== Tech support:   What anti-virus program do you use? Customer:  Netscape. Tech support:  That's not an anti-virus program. Customer:  Oh, sorry...Internet Explorer. =============== Customer:   I have a huge problem. A friend has placed a screen saver on my computer, but every time I move the mouse, it disappears. =============== Tech support:  How may I help you? Customer:  I'm writing my first e-mail. Tech support:  OK,  and what seems to be the problem? Customer:  Well, I have the letter 'a' in the address, but how do I get the circle around it? ===============     A woman customer called the Canon help desk with a problem with her printer. Tech support:  Are you running it under windows? Customer:  "No, my desk is next to the door, but that is a good point.  The man sitting in the cubicle next to me is under a window, and his  printer is working fine." =============== And last but not least... Tech support: "Okay Colin, let's press the control and escape keys at the same time. That brings up a task list in the middle of the screen. Now type the letter "P" to bring up the Program Manager." Customer:  I don't have a P. Tech support:  On your keyboard, Colin. Customer:   What do you mean? Tech support:  "P".....on your keyboard, Colin. Customer:  I'M NOT GOING TO DO THAT!!