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Friday afternoon we can go for a beer and tally up;

 

ONE-POINT DARES:  (1)  

·          Ignore the first five people who say 'good morning' to you.

·          To signal the end of a conversation, clamp your hands over your ears and grimace.

·          Leave your fly open for one hour. If anyone points it out, say, "Sorry, I really prefer it this way". 

·          Walk sideways to the photocopier.

·          While going in an elevator, gasp dramatically each time the doors open.

·          When in elevator with one other person, tap them on the shoulder and pretend it wasn't you.

·          Finish all your sentences with "In accordance with the prophecy..."

·          Don't use any punctuation.

·          Use your highlighter pen on the computer screen. 

THREE-POINT DARES:  (3)  

·         Say to your boss, "I like your style", wink, and shoot him with double-barrelled fingers while making a clicking sound with  

          your tongue that resembles the sound of a revolver.

·          Kneel in front of the water cooler and drink directly from the nozzle.

·          Shout random numbers while someone is counting.

·          Every time you get an email, shout ''e-mail''.

·          Put decaf in the coffee maker for 3 weeks. Once everyone is over his or her caffeine addictions, switch to espresso.

·             Introduce yourself to a new colleague as "the office bicycle". Then wink and pout.

·          Call I.T. help desk and tell them that you can't seem to access any pornography web-sites.    

FIVE-POINT DARES : (5) 

·          At the end of a meeting, suggest that, for once, it would be nice to conclude with the singing of the national anthem (extra points if you actually launch into it yourself).

·          Walk into a very busy person's office and while they watch you with growing irritation, turn the light switch on/off 10times.

·          For an hour, refer to everyone you speak to as "Bob".

·          Announce to everyone in a meeting that you "really have to go do a number two".

·          In a meeting or crowded situation, slap your forehead repeatedly and mutter, "Shut up, damn it, all of you just shut up!"

·          During the course of a meeting, slowly edge your chair towards the door.

·          As often as possible, skip rather than walk.

·          Ask people what sex they are. Laugh hysterically after they answer.

·          Hump the photocopier. When someone spots you, stop and cough embarrassingly, then lean in to the machine and whisper loudly, "I'll call you tonight".