Sans tips on a healthy relationship

1. Get cute names to call your betrothed...

You are my:

• ...cheese puff ( it makes him think that you are comparing him to your favourite thing in life, even it is a food item)
• ...A-grade piece of meat (it makes him feel secure in the relationship, because you are grading him as the TOP of the line, even if it is a food item again)
• ...koedoe bull (this appeals to his macho-ness, it shows him to be strong and fierce, GRRR)

2.  Compliment him on how he makes you feel

 

you...

• ..split my banana (no, I am not trying to be rude, thought it is cute)
• ..add a smile to my dial
• ...jy sit 'n huppel in my stap (for the Afrikaans boys out there)

3.   Add in a healthy amount of sadism

• Put loads of lip gloss on, kiss him, then smile at him, and wait - while he starts to realise that what goes on, must come off (on him) and that he now has an equal amount of berry-licious lipstick on his mouth

and that is it for now..