a little romantic news

So, you stay over at somebody's house for the first time and you try make a good impression.

 

You:

 

Take the cups to the basin; Close the garage door and the gate; do wiring (yes, electrical wires, ok I just put a wire through a hole, but still: wiring); pet the dog; etc.

 

And then,

when getting dressed,

putting on make up.

 

Your base bottle breaks...and shatters and splatters all over...

the bathroom floor,

wall tiles

and shower...

the bathroom looks like it has had a make over...(ha ha, get it, it is base, and it is all over the bathroom, MAKING IT OVER)

 

You use half the toilet roll to try and mop it up... try and pour some of the excess base down the basin.

 

But:

base does not dissolve in water.

 

In the end, the entire basin is one big nude beige mess.

 

And then he checks what you up to...

why are you taking so long?

 

Sees the mess:

 

and asks:

 

Do you want me to take you to buy another base?

 

:-)

 

aaaah...