Happy tea

"If you are happy and you know it, clap your hands..."

 

My boss bought my 'Happy tea' for xmas, and this is what it says on the box:

 

Sceletium Tortusum root was used by South African pastorolists and hunter-gatheres as a mood-enhancing susbtance from prehistoric times.

 

So I thought to myself: Myself, I had better not give any of this tea to the boyfriend, it might just bring out his primal instincts.

He may then feel forced to drag me to his cave.

Who knew tea could be so 'dangerous'?

And yes, I will let you know what it actually does to you... but allow me to lock myself up in the privacy of my own home. Just now, my primal instincts get unleashed...