Comebacks

comebacks:

 Are you always this stupid or are you making a special effort today.

 You are so loved that you will end up dying in your own arms.

 You are so ugly, when you asked for plastic surgery the doctors cut up your credit cards.

 You are so old your birth certificate says expired on it.

 Like most guys you are vacant, engaged or full of crap.

 If you need space, join NASA. (BEST COMEBACK I HAVE HEARD in a while)

You are so short, you can walk under your bed without hitting your head.

 I need an incurable disease more than I need you.

 You go to the dentist twice a year. Once for every tooth.

 Hello, tall, dark and obnoxious.

 You were one of the first to get a brain, before they were perfected.

 You say you have a mind of your own. You're welcome to it, who else would want it.