Snail gel

Now I have heard of everything!

 

The Home Mark advert, has a pot of skin cream, with three garden variety snails, trailing snotty paths around the jar. (which is a refreshing slime green colour)

 

It just screams:

 

BUY NOW!

 

"Snail gel" the miracle skin cream.

 

The snail has the natural ability to heal its' own shell, and this property has been harnassed in snail gel cream...

 

And the voices of the candidates who have tried the snail gel, was so badly dubbed over, which made me further doubt the validity of the whole concept