Telesales

From now on, when somebody phones me to sell fantastic insurance to me or whatever...

I am going to tell them that I am a hippy. **** A flower child ****

I will continue with some ridiculous story about living for today..and enjoying the moment. I will say that society is trying to kill us with all their commercialism, and that I prefer to lead a FREE life. Free from societies constraints..

Next I will read some hippy mantra to them and spend time trying to convince them to convert to the hippy ways, convince them to also be FREE

Then of course, I can also break into song:

The Hippy Killers

Our Apocalypse 1981
Teenage vagrants lookin´ for some fun
A renewed promise of prosperity
A vulgar platform for the world to see
We were
The hippy killers
Busted refuse from broken homes
Pocked flesh and malacious bones
Creatures sustained by desire, heart, and soul
Nothing to leave and nowhere to go
We were
The hippy killers
Good days during horrible times
Overused bodies, neglected minds
Should to shoulder we formed as one
The next miserable generation
We were
The hippy killers

Then - they would be forced to list me as mentally insane on their database, and I will have peace and quiet!

And peace, ironically, was something the hippies believed in