funny

When I spoke to Kyle after he found out that I am single, he said to me that he will be my plan B for the 'dual income partner thing'...Joe is my Plan A.

 

'The plan' is that if I am not married by the age of 30, that Joe and I will buy a house together and do normal couple things like the rest of the world. And Kyle will be my backup if Joe gets taken...

 

I said to Kyle that I feel like I am on the shelf, soon I will buy 12 cats,  and live on my own.

So he said, ja, then I just need to move in next to the retirement village and then I will be close enough to make that final move!

 

And - here is the joke of the year:

 

The new flat is next to a retirement village!

 

Now I just need to buy 12 cats and my life will be officially over!