Tuesday, July 08, 2008

Great quotes

If time doesn't wait for you, don't worry!  Just remove the damn battery from the clock and Enjoy life!


Expecting the world to treat u fairly coz u r a good person is like expecting the lion not to attack u coz u r a vegetarian.  Think about it.


Beauty isn't measured by outer appearance and what clothes we wear, but what we are inside.  So, try going out naked tomorrow and see the admiration!


Don't walk as if you rule the world, walk as if you don't care who rules the world!  Now that's Attitude…!!!


Every lady hopes that her daughter will marry a better man than she did and is convinced that her son will never find a wife as good as his father did!!!


He was a good man.  He never smoked, drank and had no affairs.  When he died, the insurance company refused the claim.  They said, he who never lived, cannot die!

So many options for suicide: Poison, sleeping pills, hanging, jumping from a building, lying on train tracks, but we chose Marriage…..slow and sure!


All desirable things in life are either illegal, banned, expensive or married to someone else!

 

 

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