clinical psychology

You know how they say that X amount of caps of acid will cause you to be declared clinically insane?

 

I wonder how many emotional mind *##@# 's it will take, before I become a full-on basket case?

 

the latest

I have NOBODY to do stuff with...the only person I had in my life was that other **^(&^& - and he wasn't even here..and did not want to be either

 

I am honestly shutting everybody out, from now on..its just me, my career and THATS IT!

 

&*&)** the rest, I don't need them, people ALWAYS disappoint you, the only person who does not let you down, is you...so who would you rather hang out with?

I am saving up money next month - I am going to start my OWN life..buy my own *&)*& and not let ANYBODY &**)(*))## in

 

I HAVE HAD ENOUGH of empty promises and lies!

 

People only care about themselves - bottom line

conclusion

People dont want friends...they just want people they can be in relationships with

I am starting to realise this with all my so-called friends

the new san

I am going to start hip hop dance classes...

The honest truth

I  hate men- 

1. The nice men are ugly.   2. The handsome men are not nice.   3. The handsome and nice men are gay.   4. The handsome, nice, and heterosexual men are married.   5. The men who are not so handsome, but are nice men, have no money.   6. The men who are not so handsome, but are nice men with money think we are only after their money.   7. The handsome men without money are after our money.   8. The handsome men, who are not so nice and somewhat heterosexual, don't think we are beautiful enough.   9. The men who think we are beautiful, that are heterosexual, somewhat nice and have no money, are cowards.   10. The men who are somewhat handsome, somewhat nice and have money and thank God are straight, are shy and NEVER MAKE THE FIRST MOVE!!!   11. The men who never make the first move, automatically lose interest in us when we take the initiative.

 

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50 ODD THINGS ABOUT ME

 

 

50 ODD Things about you! Learn 50 things about your friends, and let them learn 50 Things about you!  bla bla bla  1. Do you like cheese?   especially when its melted  2. Have you ever been to the Rockies ?    no  3. Do you own a gun?  no 4. Your favourite song?   where is my mind  5. Do you get nervous before doctor appointments?    depends  6. What do you think of when you eat hot dogs?     I need more tomato sauce   7. What's your favourite Christmas song?  jingle bells   8. What do you prefer to drink in the morning?    tea  9. Can you do push-ups?    yeah - I am strong, like Russia   11. What's your favourite piece of jewellery?    anything HONEY  12. Favourite Hobby:    eating?   13. What is your secret weapon to lure in the opposite sex?     my wit and charm   14.Do you have A.D.D.     nah  15. What one trait do you hate about yourself?   none  16. Middle Name-   none  17. Name 3 thoughts this exact moment.     specs, dinner, money  18. Name the last 3 things you have bought?  russian, energy bar and nik naks  19. 3 drinks you regularly drink?  juice / water / tea  20. Current worry right now?  the new 5 year plan   21. Favourite place to be?   somewhere tropical  23. Who did you ring in the NEW YEAR?    no1  24. Name three people who will complete this and return?    ?  26. How many siblings do you have?    4  27. Do you own slippers?  obviously 28. What shirt are you wearing?    blue longsleeve  29. What shampoo do you use?    Johnson and Johnson  30. Favourite colour Black or blue?  Black   31. Would you like to be a pirate?    nah - bad hygiene   32. What songs do you sing in the shower?    none  33. Favourite girl's name?   ?   34. Favourite boy's name?  ?  35. What's in your pockets right now?   don't have pockets  36. Last thing that made you laugh?     my goals  37. Best bed sheets as a Kid :    nothing in particular  38. Worst injury you've ever had?  cut my foot open  39. Are you addicted to anything?    depends  40. How many TVs do you have in your house?   3  41. Who is your loudest friend (most outspoken)    cynthia  42. Who is your most silent friend?    me?  43. Does someone have a crush on you?   ?   44. Do you wish on shooting stars?    no  45. What is your favourite book?     anything by Roald Dahl or Terry Pratchett  46. What is your favourite candy?   chocolate covered jellies  47. What song was played at your wedding:    um...  48. What song would you like to play at your funeral?    Enio Moricano  49. What were you doing 12am this morning?    going to BED  50. What was the first thing you thought of when you woke up?   training

 

Call centre conversations

 

Actual call centre conversations !!!!! Customer:     "I've been ringing 0700 2300 for two days and can't get through to enquiries, can you help?". Operator:     "Where did you get that number from, sir?". Customer:     "It was on the door to the Travel Centre". Operator:     "Sir, they are our opening hours". ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Samsung Electronics Caller:          "Can you give me the telephone number for Jack?" Operator:     "I'm sorry, sir, I don't understand who you are talking about". Caller:          "On page 1, section 5, of the user guide it clearly states that I need to unplug the fax machine from the AC  wall socket and telephone Jack before cleaning. Now, can you give me the number for Jack?" Operator:     "I think you mean the telephone point on the wall". ---------------------------------------------------------------------- Directory Enquiries Caller:               "I'd like the number of the Argoed Fish Bar in Cardiff please". Operator:          "I'm sorry, there's no listing. Is the spelling correct?" Caller:               "Well, it used to be called the Bargoed Fish Bar but the 'B' fell off". ---------------------------------------------------------------------- Then there was the caller who asked for a knitwear company in Woven. Operator:        "Woven? Are you sure?" Caller:             "Yes. That's what it says on the label; Woven in Scotland ". ---------------------------------------------------------------------- Tech Support:      "I need you to right-click on the Open Desktop". Customer:             "OK". Tech Support:      "Did you get a pop-up menu?". Customer:             "No". Tech Support:      "OK. Right-Click again. Do you see a pop-up menu?" Customer:             "No". Tech Support:      "OK, sir. Can you tell me what you have done up until this point?". Customer:            "Sure. You told me to write 'click' and I wrote 'click'". --------------------------------------------------------------------- Tech Support:          "OK. In the bottom left hand side of the screen, can you see the 'OK' button displayed?" Customer:                "Wow. How can you see my screen from there?" ---------------------------------------------------------------------- There's always one. This has got to be one of the funniest things in a long time. I think this guy should have been promoted, not fired This is a true story from the Word Perfect Helpline, which was transcribed from a recording monitoring the customer care department. Needless to say the Help Desk employee was fired; however, he/she is currently suing the Word Perfect organization for "Termination without Cause". Actual dialogue of a former WordPerfect Customer Support employee. (Now I know why they record these conversations!): Operator:         "Ridge Hall, computer assistance; may I help you?" Caller:              "Yes, well, I'm having trouble with WordPerfect." Operator:         "What sort of trouble??" Caller:              "Well, I was just typing along, and all of a sudden the words went away." Operator:         "Went away?" Caller:              "They disappeared." Operator:         "Hmm So what does your screen look like now?" Caller:              "Nothing." Operator:         "Nothing??" Caller:              "It's blank; it won't accept anything when I type." Operator:         "Are you still in WordPerfect, or did you get out??" Caller:              "How do I tell?" Operator:         "Can you see the C: prompt on the screen??" Caller:              "What's a sea-prompt?" Operator:         "Never mind, can you move your cursor around the screen?" Caller:              "There isn't any cursor: I told you, it won't accept anything I type." Operator:         "Does your monitor have a power indicator??" Caller:              "What's a monitor?" Operator:         "It's the thing with the screen on it that looks like a TV. Does it have a little light that tells you when it's on??" Caller:               "I don't know." Operator:         "Well, then look on the back of the monitor and find where the power cord goes into it. Can you see that??" Caller:              "Yes, I think so." Operator:         "Great. Follow the cord to the plug, and tell me if it's plugged into the wall. Caller:              "Yes, it is." Operator:         "When you were behind the monitor, did you notice that there were two cables plugged into the back of it, not just one??" Caller:              "No." Operator:         "Well, there are. I need you to look back there again and find the other cable." Caller:              "Okay, here it is." Operator:         "Follow it for me, and tell me if it's plugged securely into the back of your computer." Caller:               "I can't reach." Operator:         "Uh huh. Well, can you see if it is??" Caller:               "No." Operator:         "Even if you maybe put your knee on something and lean way over??" Caller:               "Oh, it's not because I don't have the right angle - it's because it's dark." Operator:         "Dark??" Caller:               "Yes - the office light is off, and the only light I have is coming in from the window. Operator:         "Well, turn on the office light then." Caller:               "I can't." Operator:         "No? Why not??" Caller:               "Because there's a power failure." Operator:         "A power......... A power failure? Aha, Okay, we've got it licked now.  Do you still have the boxes and manuals and packing stuff your computer came in??" Caller:               "Well, yes, I keep them in the closet." Operator:         "Good. Go get them, and unplug your system and pack it up just like it was when you got it. Then take it back to the store you bought it from." Caller:               "Really? Is it that bad?" Operator:         "Yes, I'm afraid it is." Caller:               "Well, all right then, I suppose. What do I tell them??" Operator:         "Tell them you're too f*%king stupid to own a computer!!!!!" Charlie Chaplin:  "A day without laughter is a day wasted"

 

 

 

I feel like a dog on a leash

silver pretty things for the tyres

Oooh - my Tazz is going to look super beautiful! I got the mags delivered today, so now I just need to figure out the cable tie -thing

;-)

#9 The Performer

#9 - THE PERFORMER - 9's are natural entertainers.  They are very
caring and generous, giving away their last dollar to help.  With their
charm, they have no problem making friends and nobody is a stranger to
them. They
have so many different personalities that people around them have a hard
time
understanding them.  They are like chameleons, ever changing and blending
in.
They have tremendous luck, but also can suffer from extremes in fortune and
mood.  To be successful, they need to build a loving foundation.
{Famous 9s - Albert Schweitzer, Shirley MacLaine, Harrison Ford, Jimmy
Carter,
and Elvis Presley

battle of the bands - how to be a groupie - version 1

HOW TO BE A GROUPIE!

When the lead singer talks - LISTEN..don't talk to your friends, they will get over it, just listen intently to his words...

When he starts singing, CLASP YOUR HANDS TOGETHER, show your appreciation of his velvety high and low notes...

When he mentions that he will sing a song very special to him - LISTEN even more, stare off into the distance with a nostalgic YOU-MAKE-SO-MUCH-SENSE look..maintain eye contact briefly and periodically (So he knows that you are still engaged in his melodies)

At the end of the show, ask for a web address or CD info.

Express your amazement at his musical talents.

(And that people - is how I got my free CD!)

my definition of mags / hubcaps

"Those silver things that make tyres pretty"

I couldn't sleep last night, cos my heart was physically paining.

 

Love hurts...

It's just you and me kid

So blog - you would be happy to know that I will now be spending more time with you

 

You will once again become a source of all my little snippets and the weird events that happen in my life...

 

Can I hear a WHOOP WHOOP?

thnks my friend

I was talking to one of my mates about the 3rd wheel thing..and this is what they had to say:

 

"San, you are a little skitso anyway...so you are never really alone anyway!"

 

Thanks my friend, that actually made me feel better!

 

:-)

 

 

 

 

boo yakka!

Paris Hilton's movie

The Hottie and the Nottie...

 

What a great movie!

i need a MIRACLE

UNISA is killing me financially...

so many smileys

...the invisible smiley
...ghost smiley in invisible state
...smiley invisible man

$-)

...yuppie smiley

%-)

...user has been staring at a green screen for 15 hours straight

%-6

...user is braindead

&-l

...that made me cry

'-)

...winking smiley

(-:

...left hand smiley

(8-o

...it's mr. bill!

(:-(

...the saddest smiley
...unsmiley frowning
...very unhappy smiley

(:-)

...smiley big face

(:I

...egghead

([(

...robocop

)8-)

...scuba smiley big-face

):-(

...nordic smiley
...unsmiley big-face

):-)

...impish smiley
...smiley big-face

*:o)

...and bozo the clown!

*<:-)

...user is wearing a santa claus hat

+-(

...smiley, shot between the eyes

+-:-)

...user is the pope or holds some other religious office

+:-)

...priest smiley

,-)

...winking happy smiley

,-}

...wry and winking smiley

,:-)

...user shaved one of his eyebrows off this morning

-:-(

...(real punk rockers don't smile)

-:-)

...user is a punk rocker

..-)

...user only has one eye

..-]

...one-eyed smilely

0-)

...smiley cyclops (scuba diver?)

3:[

...mean pet smiley
...pit bull smiley

3:]

...lucy my pet dog smiley
...pet smiley

3:o[

...net.pets

8

...infinity

8 :-)

...user is a wizard

8 :-I

...net.unix-wizards

8(:-)

...mickey mouse

8-#

...dead smiley
...death

8-)

...glasses
...smiley swimmer
...smiley with big eyes...perhaps wearing contact lenses...

8-O

...omigod

8-|

...suspense

8:-)

...glasses on forehead
...little girl smiley

8<:-)

...smiley is a wizard

: =

...beaver smiley

:#)

...drunk smiley

:'-(

...user is crying

:'-)

...user is so happy, s/he is crying

:(

...sad
...sad-turtle smiley

:)

...happy
...midget smiley

:*

...kisses

:*)

...user is drunk

:,(

...crying smiley

:-

...male

:-!

...foot in mouth
...smiley bland face

:-"

...whistling smiley

:-#

...user wears braces
...my lips are scaled

:-#|

...smiley face with bushy mustache

:-$

...smiley face with its mouth wired shut

:-%

...smiley banker

:-&

...smiley which is tongue-tied

:-(

...boo hoo
...drama
...frowning smiley. user did not like that last statement or is upset or depressed about something.

:-(*)

...that comment made me sick

:-(=)

...bucktooth smiley

:-)

...basic smiley
...ha ha
...comedy
...your basic smiley. this smiley is used to inflect a sarcastic or joking statement since we can't hear voice inflection over unix.

:-)8<

...big girl smiley

:-)~

...user drools

:-*

...user just ate something sour
...smiley after eating something bitter
...kiss

:-/

...skeptical smiley
...lefty undecided smiley

:-0

...no yelling! (quiet lab)
...smiley orator

:-1

...smiley bland face

:-3

...handlebar mustache smiley

:-6

...smiley after eating something sour
...smiley after eating something spicy

:-7

...smiley after a wry statement
...smirking smiley

:-8(

...condescending stare

:-9

...user is licking his/her lips

:-:

...mutant smiley

:-<

...real sad smiley
...walrus smiley

:-=)

...older smiley with mustache

:->

...user just made a really biting sarcastic remark. worse than a :-).
...hey hey
...sarcastic smiley
...y.a.s.

:-?

...smiley smoking a pipe

:-@

...screaming smiley

:-C

...user is really bummed
...real unhappy smiley

:-D

...user is laughing (at you!)

:-E

...bucktoothed vampire

:-F

...bucktoothed vampire with one tooth missing

:-I

...hmm
...indifferent smiley. better than a frowning smiley but not quite as good as a happy smiley

:-O

...talkaktive smiley
...uh oh

:-P

...nyah nyah

:-Q

...smoker
...smoking smiley

:-S

...user just made an incoherent statement
...what you say makes no sense

:-V

...shouting smiley

:-W

...speak with forked tongue

:-X

...user's lips are sealed
...a big wet kiss
...bow tie

:-[

...vampire smiley
...un-smiley blockhead

:-\

...undecided smiley

:-]

...smiley blockhead

:-`

...smiley spitting out its chewing tobacco

:-a

...lefty smilely touching tongue to nose
...smiley touching her tongue to her nose

:-b

...left-pointing tongue smiley

:-c

...bummed out smiley

:-d

...lefty smiley razzing you
...said with a smile

:-e

...disappointed smiley

:-i

...semi-smiley

:-j

...left smiling smilely

:-k

...beats me, looks like something, tho.

:-l

...y. a. s.

:-o

...uh oh!
...smiley singing national anthem
...surpise

:-p

...smiley sticking its tongue out (at you!)

:-q

...smiley trying to touch its tongue to its nose

:-r

...smiley raspberry

:-s

...smiley after a BIZARRE comment

:-t

...cross smiley
...pouting smiley

:-v

...talking head smiley

:-x

..."my lips are sealed" smiley

:-z

...y.a.c.s.

:-{

...mustache
...smiley variation on a theme

:-{)

...user has a mustache

:-{}

...smiley wears lipstick

:-|

..."have an ordinary day" smiley

:-}

...beard

:-}X

...bow tie-wearing smiley

:-~)

...user has a cold

:/\)

...extremely bignosed smiley

:8)

...pigish smiley

::-)

...user wears normal glasses

:<

...midget unsmiley
...what?

:<)

...user is from an ivy league school

:=)

...user has two noses
...orangutan smiley

:>

...midget smiley
...what?

:@

...what?

:C

...what?

:D

...laughter

:I

...hmmm...

:I)

...smiley with septum pierce (The septum is that thing that makes your nose have two small nostrils rather than one large one.)

:O

...yelling

:Q

...what?

:[

...real downer

:]

...gleep...a friendly midget smiley who will gladly be your friend

:^)

...user has a broken nose
...smiley with a personality
...smiley with pointy nose (righty)

:_)

...user's nose is sliding off of his face

:n)

...smiley with funny-looking right nose

:u)

...smiley with funny-looking left nose

:v)

...user has a broken nose, but it's the other way
...left-pointing nose smiley

:{

...what?

:}

...what should we call these? (what?)

;-(

...crying smiley

;-)

...winking smiley
...winky smiley. user just made a flirtatious and/or sarcastic remark. more of a "don't hit me for what i just said" smiley.

;^)

...smirking smiley

<3

...heart

<:-I

...user is a dunce

<:-l

...dunce smiley

<:3

...simple smiley mouse or rat

<:3 )~~~~

...smiley mouse or rat

<:I

...dunce

=)

...variation on a theme...

=:-(

...real punks never smile

=:-)

...user is a hosehead
...smiley is a punk
...smiley punk-rocker

>-

...female

>:-<

...mad

>:->

...devilish smiley

>:-I

...net.startrek

>:-l

...klingon smiley

>;->

...winky and devil combined. a very lewd remark was just made.
...a very lewd remark was just made

?-(

...black eye

@:-)

...smiley wearing a turban

@:-}

...smiley just back from the hairdresser

@:I

...turban

@=

...user is pro-nuclear war

B-)

...horn-rims
...smiley wears glasses

B:-)

...sunglasses on head

BI

...a frog

C=:-)

...chef smiley

E-:-)

...user is a ham radio operator

E-:-I

...net.ham-radio

H-)

...cross-eyed smiley

K:P

...user is a little kid with a propeller beenie

L-P

...totally scrambled smiley (thats why L-P mud exists...)

O :-)

...user is an angel (at heart, at least)

O |-)

...net.religion

O-)

...megaton man on patrol! (or else, user is a scuba diver)
...message from cyclops
...smiley after smoking a banana

O:-)

...angel smiley

P-(

...pirate smiley

V^J

...smiley with glasses, seen from the left side (portrait, talking) (it's more a talkey...- just tip your head to the right side to see it)

X-(

...user just died
...net.suicide
...you are brain dead

X:-)

...little kid with a propeller beanie

[:-)

...smiley wearing a walkman

[:]

...robot smiley

[]

...hugs

]-I

...smiley wearing sunglasses (cool...therefore no smile, only a smirk)

`'

...cat's eyes in the night

`:-)

...user shaved one of his eyebrows off this morning

d8=

...your pet beaver is wearing goggles and a hard hat.

d:-)

...baseball smiley

l-O

...smiley is yawning

l:-O

...flattop loudmouth smiley

l^o

...hepcat smiley

{:-)

...smiley wears a toupee
...smiley with its hair parted in the middle

|-(

...smiley lost his contact lenses

|-)

...hee hee

|-D

...ho ho

|-I

...user is asleep

|-O

...user is yawning/snoring
...birth

|-P

...yuk

|I

...asleep

|^o

...snoring

}:-(

...toupee in an updraft

}:-)

...above in an updraft

}:^#)

...pointy nosed smiley

~:-P

...smiley, thinking and steaming or: having only one single hair

~~:-(

...net.flame

---<--{(@

...it's a rose!

:----}

...you lie like pinnochio

C=}>;*{))

...mega-smiley... a drunk, devilish chef with a toupee in an updraft, a mustache, and a double chin

}:^#})

...mega-smiley: updrafted bushy-mustached pointy nosed smiley with a double-chin

 

 

 

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