Vernon koekemoer jokes
Vernon Koekemoer is not hung like a horse. Horses are hung like Vernon Koekemoer.
Vernon Koekemoer' calendar goes straight from March 31st to April 2nd. No one fools Vernon Koekemoer.
Some kids piss their name in the snow. Vernon Koekemoer can piss his name into concrete.
The chief export of Vernon Koekemoer is pain.
Vernon Koekemoer is the only person in the world that can actually email a roundhouse kick.
Vernon Koekemoer' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.
Vernon Koekemoer uses ribbed condoms inside out, so he gets the pleasure.
When Vernon Koekemoer is put in a straight jacket to be contained, he doesn't go insane, the jacket does. NOBODY tries to contain Vernon Koekemoer.
Jesus can walk on water, but Vernon Koekemoer can swim through dry land.
Chuck Noris once shot an enemy plane down with his finger, by yelling, "Bang!"
When Vernon Koekemoer has sex with men, it is not because he is gay, but because he has ran out of women.
Vernon Koekemoer doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.
If Superman and The Flash were to race to the edge of space you know who would win? Vernon Koekemoer.
Chuck Noris only masturbates to pictures of Vernon Koekemoer.
Vernon Koekemoer eats transformer toys in vehicle mode and poos them out transformed into a robot.
Chuck Noris once visited the Virgin Islands. They are now The Islands.
Superman wears Vernon Koekemoer pajamas when he goes to sleep.
Vernon Koekemoer does not need to use spell check. If he happens to misspell a word, Oxford changes its actual spelling.
Vernon Koekemoer died ten years ago, but the Grim Reaper can't get up the courage to tell him.
Vernon Koekemoer does not wear a condom. Because there is no such thing as protection from Vernon Koekemoer.
There is no chin under Vernon Koekemoer' beard. There is only another fist.
Vernon Koekemoer once challanged Lance Armstring in a "Who has more testicles" contest. Vernon Koekemoer won... by five.
Vernon Koekemoer is the reason why Waldo is hiding.
Vernon Koekemoer can kill two stones with one bird.
When Vernon Koekemoer crosses the street, the cars have to look both ways.
Vernon Koekemoer counted to infinity. Twice.
When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night he checks his closet for Vernon Koekemoer.
Vernon Koekemoer can beat the Sun in a staring contest.
They once made a Vernon Koekemoer toilet paper, but it wouldn't take ***** from anybody.
Vernon Koekemoer can hold his breathe for nine years.
Vernon Koekemoer CAN eat just one Lay's potato chip.
A roundhouse kick by Vernon Koekemoer is the preferred method of execution in 16 states.
Vernon Koekemoer is suing Myspace for taking the name of what he calls everything around you.
There is no such thing as a lesbian, there are just girls who have never met Vernon Koekemoer.
When Vernon Koekemoer had surgery, the anesthesia was applied to the doctors.
If Vernon Koekemoer is late, time better slow the f@ck down.
Vernon Koekemoer sleeps with a night light. Not because Vernon Koekemoer is afraid of the dark, but the dark is afraid of Vernon Koekemoer
Vernon Koekemoer doesn't chew gum. Vernon Koekemoer chews tin foil.
Vernon Koekemoer can touch MC Hammer.
Vernon Koekemoer is actually Jeeves from AskJeeves.com.
Vernon Koekemoer invented the beard.
When Vernon Koekemoer runs with scissors other people get hurt.
Vernon Koekemoer ordered a Big Mac at Burger King, and got one.
Vernon Koekemoer always has sex on the first date. Always.
Vernon Koekemoer can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At night.
Vernon Koekemoer frequently donates blood to the Red Cross. Just never his own
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