Friday, September 28, 2007

what a great day

I had such a grrrreat day yesterday!

Made my first placement and the fee will be 3-fold!

And when I weighed myself, I saw that I had lost another 0.5 kg's! So, in total, I have lost 3.2 kg's in 4 months!

Gym works!

What a grrrreat and exciting day

Thursday, September 27, 2007

Wednesday, September 26, 2007

Layered pudding

Hydrate 10g (one sachet) gelatine in a small bowl by pouring 100ml water over it and leaving it to stand.
Once the gelatine is swollen, heat it in the microwave until just melted (don't heat it too much or it won't set properly)
Puree 250g raspberries, add 250ml castor sugar and combine well.
Mix 200g mascarpone into 100ml milk
Divide the gelatine mixture in two
Add some of the raspberry mixture to half the gelatine, then stir in the rest of the berry puree.
Do the same with the mascarpone mixture.
Layer the berry and mascarpone mixture in glasses, allowing each layer to set before pouring the next. (If the mixture starts setting before you layer them, heat in the microwave for about 10 seconds before continuing)
Leave the dessert to set in the refrigerator for at least four hours before serving, topped with mixed berries
 
-Ideas Magazine-

tea light

create soft lighting for an outdoor entertainment area with these tea-light torches that are easy to make yourself. Use dowels and sharpen one end to make them easier to drive into the grounf.
Drill 3mm pilot holes in the middle of the unsharpened ends, and in the plastic containers that you will use as candleholders.
Lightly dab paint onto the outside of the containers, using a sponge to ensure that they will still let the light through.
Remove the tea lights from their aluminium holders, plcae the holders, place the holders in the plastic containers and screw them in place, using the pilot holes as a guide.
Replace the candles and drive the torches into the ground before lighting them.
You can simply replace the tea-light candles when they burn down
 
-Ideas Magazine-

Please tell me you also see the humour in this one

Mr. Vadlapatla...

 

Tuesday, September 25, 2007

Innuendo

  • The picture frames of the painting are nice...
  • She is a pretty girl, as long as something is covering her face...
 

Kata BOX

It makes me nervous...

When we stand outside, waiting for a class to begin, I get nervous.

Not only is KATA BOX intense training, it takes a lot of coordination, we have only done the classes twice now, and the class that we attend is an advanced class. I still can not perform the simple Jumping Jack, I am embarresed to admit.

The next morning, my muscles are not sore from the exercise. They feel bruised. It feels like my calves and arms have been kicked and boxed around. And they have, by me.

 

my job is dangerous

I just got a paper cut..
 
Oh, the pain, the pain
 
 

A week in San's life

The spider
 
I bounced into my flat at about 09:00 after a gruelling gym session.
I was looking forward to an avo saarmie.
As I walk to the fridge, I spot the 8-legged monster on the wall next to the fridge, RIGHT NEXT TO the fridge.
 
Ugh...is my first reaction, and then I jump into combat mode. I look for DOOM in the cupboard. But there is nothing poisonous in the cupboard. The only can that sprays out environmentally damaging fumes is the Mr Min, furniture polish.
 
That will have to do then.
 
I spray Mr Spidey, and see him lift a leg in a 'say-goodbye-to-little-Jimmy', kind of way.
 
Feeling satisfied, patting myself on the back for a job well done, I return to the business of finishing that sarmie.
 
When I turn back to the spot where Mr Spidey was last seen, there is now only a blank space left.
 
What the...
 
"Where is that sneaky Spidey?"
 
The forewarned apology:
 
I arrange a provita snack for myself, when I hear a knock on the door.
 
My Neighbour.
 
He says: "It is my Birthday.."
 
My first reaction: "Ok.."
 
He says: " And you know I am black.."
 
Me: "Ja..."
 
He continues: "Well, I am having a party and you know black people are loud, I just wanted to apologise in advance"
 
Me: "Oh, not to worry, it happens once a year, and Happy Birthday by the way!"
 
mmmm
 
The hollywood moment:
 
I stepped my gold heeled shoe on the bottom step, as I am about to greet a candidate.
 
At that moment, my fringe slips over my cheek and I flip it back in a "Baywatch kind of way...
 
Unfortunately, the candidate spots me in my mooovie moment..
 
How embarassing
 
 
 
 

who puts the DUH in Durban?

Definition of a suicide bomber:

"A suicide bomber is somebody who usually straps a bomb to himself and usually stands in a crowd of people and blows himself and other people up"

What else could a SUICIDE BOMBER do?

Had to share...

The Summer is here

Song from some Bump album...
 
I am busy listening to this track, bumping along, you know.
 
It always takes me back to 16-year-old-San.
 
Me and Liezl standing at the life guard house on Margate beach
The green lights tracing patterns on the sand
Out of habit, we check if the lagoon / river has cut a big path out the sand bank, to escape to the ocean.
Our eyes follow through to the breakers.
And in the background we hear "The Summer is here" playing ...the music is coming from the inside of some club, but being good girrrls, Liezl and me were not allowed to go to clubs yet 
 
Aaah, what a great memory...songs help you capture moments from your past

my leetle friend

My friend Louis kicks it!

He has stopped along the side of the road, at night, to fetch me bricks, in Joburg.

TWICE...

He are for so sweetness

:=)

 

MOLEY MOLEY











So do you really want to know why my voice was sore on Sunday morning?



Really?



Ok.



It is because I shouted "MOLEY / MOLEY" at the top of my lungs at every opportunity that I could. And let's just say that I got a lot of opportunities to do so...



Mwa ha ha ha



too ro too too

...Too roo two two two..

It is the final count down!

I, the humble and yet surprisingly DIVA-like San, is going to Oz for the December break! 3 months to go! I can not wait! I are bouncing off the walls about this one too.

Lots to look forward to!

Random

When I was introduced to DSTV for the first time, I flicked onto "FUTURE CHANNEL"
 
I waited a while...
 
Nothing came up.
 
Because "FUTURE CHANNEL" is actually a blank channel reserved for future use...
Duh...
It is not a channel about the future.
 
They should be more specific

Bouncy

BOUNCE to the LEFT....BOUNCE to the RIGHT.....

BOUNCE to the LEFT.....

BOUNCE to the RIGHT.....

I am bouncing off the walls, coz the summer is here!!!

I LOOooooove Summer!

Friday, September 21, 2007

the people at my work have a sense of humour...

 We are ordering Chinese/Sushi for lunch-  the menu is downstairs, - Vesa is leaving at 12h00 to collect, - so place orda velly quickie quickie downstare :0)

Girrrrlfriends

You gals are the bestest.
 
Never drop your girlfriends, that is what I always say

this is good, just what I needed

Basic Conditions Of Employment Act

Dear Staff,

It is advised that you come to work dressed according to your salary.

o
       If we see you wearing Gold chain, Nike sneakers and carrying a Gucci bag we assume you are doing well financially and therefore you do not need a raise.

o
       If you dress poorly, you need to learn to manage your money better, so that you may buy nicer clothes and therefore you do not need a raise.

o
       If you dress in-between, you are right where you need to be and therefore you do not need a raise.

PERSONAL DAYS:


Each employee will receive 104 personal days a year. They are called Saturday & Sunday.

LUNCH BREAK:


o
       Skinny people get 30 minutes for lunch as they need to eat more so that they can look healthy.
o
       Normal size people get 15 minutes for lunch to get a balanced meal to maintain their average figure.
o
       Fat people get 5 minutes for lunch, because that's all the time needed to drink a Slim Fast and take a diet pill.

SICK DAYS:


o
       We will no longer accept a doctor statement as proof of sickness.
o
       If you are able to go to the doctor, you are able to come to work.

RESTROOM USE:


Entirely too much time is being spent in the restroom. There is now a strict 3-minute time limit in the stalls.
o
       At the end of three minutes, an alarm will sound, in the toilet
o
       Paper roll will retract, the stall door will open and a picture will be taken.  Please NO SMILING!!!
o
       After your second offence, your picture will be posted on the company bulletin .

Have a nice day.

 

Management

 

 

Thursday, September 20, 2007

And so..

They always F it up.

1 year

Hey all!

It are my one year anniversary!

It was a year ago that you all had to listen to my trauma trauma...thank you AGAIN!

And I am much better off.

I have forgiven him.

I am over it.

The one thing that still haunts me though, is that he said, well after figuring it all out, that I did figure out his lies. He said that I hit the nail on the head quite a few times, but he could not tell me the truth. He could not admit that I was right. He denied it. Time and time again.

To spare my feelings.

 

I ARE OUT THE OFFICE, OK?

 

Best "Out of Office" Automatic e-mail Replies:
 

1.  I am currently out at a job interview and will reply to you if I
fail to get the position.  Be prepared for my mood.

 

2.  You are receiving this automatic notification because I am out of
the office.  If I was in, chances are you wouldn't have received
anything at
all.

 

3.  Sorry to have missed you, but I am at the doctor's having my
brain and heart removed so I can be promoted to our management team.

 

4.  I will be unable to delete all the unread, worthless emails you send
me until I return from vacation.  Please be patient, and your mail
will be deleted in the order it was received.

 

5.  Thank you for your email.  Your credit card has been charged
$5.99 for the first 10 words and $1.99 for each additional word in your
message.

 

6.  The e-mail server is unable to verify your server connection and is
unable to deliver this message.  Please restart your computer and try
sending again.  (The beauty of this is that when you return, you can see
how many in-duh-viduals did this over and over.)

 

7.  Thank you for your message, which has been added to a queuing
system. You are currently in 352nd place, and can expect to receive a
reply in
approximately 19 weeks.

 

8.  Hi, I'm thinking about what you've just sent me.  Please wait by
your PC for my response.

 

9.  I've run away to join a different circus.

 

10. I will be out of the office for the next 2 weeks for medical
reasons.
When I return, please refer to me as 'Lucille' instead of Steve.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Tuesday, September 18, 2007

Monday, September 17, 2007

my two favourite authors:

 
Roald Dahl and Terry Pratchett.
 
I think it is time to re-read these books

Sunday, September 16, 2007

8 e-mails, a record has been broken

eish, today is going to be hectic
 

Thursday, September 13, 2007

can you believe it?

The same person who called me a kitten yesterday, has now mentioned that she would like to adopt me...
 
mmmm...

Wednesday, September 12, 2007

I was just called a kitten

I AM NOT CUTE AND CUDDLY....

 

FW: Is this your song?

This is SO our song...

: -) 

 

Lyrics: Plain White T - Hey There Delilah lyrics
Album: Unknown
Watch Music Video
hot!

Hey There Delilah lyrics by Plain White T.

Hey there Delilah
What's it like in New York City?
I'm a thousand miles away
But girl tonight you look so pretty
Yes you do
Time Square can't shine as bright as you
I swear it's true

Hey there Delilah
Don't you worry about the distance
I'm right there if you get lonely
Give this song another listen
Close your eyes
Listen to my voice it's my disguise
I'm by your side

Oh it's what you do to me
Oh it's what you do to me
Oh it's what you do to me
Oh it's what you do to me
What you do to me

Hey there Delilah
I know times are getting hard
But just believe me girl
Someday I'll pay the bills with this guitar
We'll have it good
We'll have the life we knew we would
My word is good

Hey there Delilah
I've got so much left to say
If every simple song I wrote to you
Would take your breath away
[ Hey There Delilah lyrics found on http://www.completealbumlyrics.com ]
I'd write it all
Even more in love with me you'd fall
We'd have it all

Oh it's what you do to me
Oh it's what you do to me
Oh it's what you do to me
Oh it's what you do to me

A thousand miles seems pretty far
But they've got planes and trains and cars
I'd walk to you if I had no other way
Our friends would all make fun of us
and we'll just laugh along because we know
That none of them have felt this way
Delilah I can promise you
That by the time we get through
The world will never ever be the same
And you're to blame

Hey there Delilah
You be good and don't you miss me
Two more years and you'll be done with school
And I'll be making history like I do
You know it's all because of you
We can do whatever we want to
Hey there Delilah here's to you
This ones for you

Oh it's what you do to me
Oh it's what you do to me
Oh it's what you do to me
Oh it's what you do to me
What you do to me.

 

 

 

Tuesday, September 11, 2007

xxxx

I am still in love,
 
Translation (for the Valhalla people out there)
 
I are being in Luff still

what to do

What do you do; when you don't like your friend's boyfriend?

Monday, September 10, 2007

hello world out there!

So another hectic weekend finished...and it are Moody Monday...

Anyhoo, I went to "joe'tjie my outjie" for a brrrrraai...

And there was Absinthe involved, need I say more?

 

laughing at oneself...

Blonde Diary:

January

Took new scarf back to store because it was too tight.

February

Fired from pharmacy job for failing to print labels. Helllloooo!!!
bottles won't fit in typewriter!

March

Got really excited.....finished jigsaw puzzle in 6 months.....box said
"2-4 years!"

April

Trapped on an escalator for hours.....power went out!

May

Tried to make Kool-Aid....wrong instructions....8 cups of water won't
fit into those little packets!

June

Tried to go water skiing.....couldn't find a lake with a slope.

July

Lost breast stroke swimming competition.....learned later, the other
swimmers cheated, they used their arms!

August

Got locked out of my car in rain storm.....car swamped because soft-top was open.

September

The capital of California is "C".....isn't it?

November

Baked turkey for 4 1/2 days.....instructions said 1 hour per pound and I weigh 108 lbs!

December

Couldn't call 911....."duh".....there's no "eleven" button on the
stupid phone!

What a year!!

 

de ja voooooooooo

another 69 e-mail day...
 
hmmmmm

Friday, September 07, 2007

drama drama

and these are the DAYS OF OUR LIVES
 
grow up people!

Tuesday, September 04, 2007

pictures helping calm nerves

 < ..  >

  (  oo )

/        /

That are a giraffe...

Do I feel better?

Mmmm, checking heart rate and blood pressure,

Yeah, it seems ok.

 

people WASTE my F-ing time

FOR F sakes!!!!
 
F
F
F
F
F

Monday, September 03, 2007

speaking the lingo

Spur Lingo (among the waitors)

Yellow burger - with cheese
Spinning - I are very busy, so STAY OUT MY WAY
With wings - TAKE AWAY

And me and my COCO POP (Lunga) made these one's up:
(these were daily sayings and phrases, aimed at trying to make work more fun)

If a client asked if they could alter something on the menu, we would say:
"Of course you can, this is Spur"

WE SAID IT LIKE, AT SPUR ANYTHING IS POSSIBLE...mwa ha ha

If somebody ordered desert, we would say, when we gave it to them:
"Here is your cheese cake, straight from the fridge'

HEE HEE, coz all the deserts are pre-prepared and kept in the massive industrial fridges

And as a general rule:

"No problem"
(This worked in almost any situation)

I miss my Coco Pop...

:-(