Some reasons why I believe he is the village idiot:
Mistaken uses for things
- Using a couch as a clothes cupboard
- Using a couch as a bed for your weird, sweaty, shirtless friends..in SUMMER, without sheets!
- Using the shower as a towel rack
- Using the bathroom as the place to plug in electrical appliances (Can you say fire hazard??)
- Using the floor as a plate (well, it looked like it the one day)
- Having a selection of the MOST annoying ring tones and SMS alerts...seriously! (who needs peace and quiet?)
- Not switching your alarm off on weekends, meaning we get woken up at the crack of 05:30 each Saturday / Sunday - to the BEEP BEEP BEEP sound (who needs to sleep in on weekends?)
- Putting the TV volume so high that I can share the TV experience, from my bedroom (who needs 2 TV's)
- Not having your own bank account at the age of 24. Instead, your mommy handles your finances
- Having your mommy phone at odd hours of the morning, to find out where you are and what you are doing
- Relying on your best friend to move YOUR stuff into the flat
- Not being able to organise a lift to the airport on your own
- Having a dettol container that is BROWN and smells like something dead and rotting
- Putting your hairbrush on the TOILET
- Serving your date mouldy bread to eat, hmmmm, yum yum
- Having 3 toothbrushes and 4 half-finished toothpaste tubes for just ONE person
- Faking a qualification
Being attracted to shiny things:
- The first time he brought a girl over, there was this shiny glitter stuff all over the house ( I actually still found one of these glitter things, the other day, 5 months later) And now, I assume it is a new girl, there is AGAIN shiny glittery stuff everywhere. (proof that he is attracted to shiny things)
- An earth globe in a clear perspex cube - displayed on the TV Cabinet in our lounge
- A fake gold coin in a clear perspex cube - displayed on the TV Cabinet in our lounge
- A Tequila mat (that he stole out of a bar) - displayed on the TV cabinet in our lounge
- Coasters with alcoholic logo's (which again, was stolen out of a bar) - displayed on the TV Cabinet in our lounge
- A remote control car - displayed on the TV cabinet in our lounge
- A Strobe light - DISCO, DISCO! - Displayed next to the TV cabinet in our lounge
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