The monster inside

..Ok, once a month, when the moon is full..I turn into she-wolf

BUT...it seems that people are at their most stupid at this time of month! And that makes me so aggresive!

Get this, I tell someone to make our invoice smaller, cos we can't pay amounts over R100 000. He then says - no problem, can I give you two invoices for R159 877.00?
NOOOOOO, IT NEEDS TO BE LESS THAN R100 000.00

Lyric from the Coca Cola song

Smiling so hard, my mouth is like a CAPITAL 'U'

...cute!

Meet the village idiot

I share our living space with a complete idiot...(this idiot is obviously not Clinton)

Some reasons why I believe he is the village idiot:

Mistaken uses for things

• Using a couch as a clothes cupboard
• Using a couch as a bed for your weird, sweaty, shirtless friends..in SUMMER, without sheets!
• Using the shower as a towel rack
• Using the bathroom as the place to plug in electrical appliances (Can you say fire hazard??)
• Using the floor as a plate (well, it looked like it the one day)

Pushing the sound barrier

• Having a selection of the MOST annoying ring tones and SMS alerts...seriously! (who needs peace and quiet?)
• Not switching your alarm off on weekends, meaning we get woken up at the crack of 05:30 each Saturday / Sunday - to the BEEP BEEP BEEP sound (who needs to sleep in on weekends?)
• Putting the TV volume so high that I can share the TV experience, from my bedroom (who needs 2 TV's)

Not being self sufficient, at the ripe age of 24

• Not having your own bank account at the age of 24. Instead, your mommy handles your finances
• Having your mommy phone at odd hours of the morning, to find out where you are and what you are doing
• Relying on your best friend to move YOUR stuff into the flat
• Not being able to organise a lift to the airport on your own

Bad Personal Hygiene

• Having a dettol container that is BROWN and smells like something dead and rotting
• Putting your hairbrush on the TOILET
• Serving your date mouldy bread to eat, hmmmm, yum yum

Random things that just make no sense:

• Having 3 toothbrushes and 4 half-finished toothpaste tubes for just ONE person
• Faking a qualification

Being attracted to shiny things:

• The first time he brought a girl over, there was this shiny glitter stuff all over the house ( I actually still found one of these glitter things, the other day, 5 months later) And now, I assume it is a new girl, there is AGAIN shiny glittery stuff everywhere. (proof that he is attracted to shiny things)

Decor

• An earth globe in a clear perspex cube - displayed on the TV Cabinet in our lounge
• A fake gold coin in a clear perspex cube - displayed on the TV Cabinet in our lounge
• A Tequila mat (that he stole out of a bar) - displayed on the TV cabinet in our lounge
• Coasters with alcoholic logo's (which again, was stolen out of a bar) - displayed on the TV Cabinet in our lounge
• A remote control car - displayed on the TV cabinet in our lounge
• A Strobe light - DISCO, DISCO! - Displayed next to the TV cabinet in our lounge

LAME JOKES

Hulle sê jy moet iets oud skool to bring, jy bring jou ouma.... Jy's a veld ninja, jy gooi black jacks. Jy's so maar, your striped pyjamas only got 1 stripe. - Jy't min hare, jy dra jou skulfers in jou sak. Klein ore, ons almal hoor hallo, jy hoor hallokie. Jy's so lelik, nie eens Ripleys wil dit glo nie Jou ouma is so oud as sy hoes dan kom daar stof uit haar mond. Jou hand is so skirf, as jy hande clap, slat iets vlam jy's so oud as jy poep is jy uit asem uit JULLE POTTE IS SO DIEP JOU MA KOOK MET 'N VERKYKER JOU TANDE IS SO SKEEF JY KAN N APPEL DEUR N TENNIS REKKET KOU. JY IS SO SKEEL AS JY HUIL DAN VAL JOU TRANE OP JOU RUG. Jou tande is soos die sterre......nie so shiny nie, so ver uit mekaar. Jy's so kort hulle roep jou stompie Jou lippe is so dik ... jy gebruik speed stick vir lip ice Jou kop is dan so klein if you pierce your ears den you somma dead.... You den so poor they can't evens kills de cockroaches because they den pay half de rent..... You den so poor he go to KFC to lick other people's fingers You den so black you go to night school they somma mark you absent... Hy is so lelik hy gaan in by die house of horrors hy kom uit met 'n application form JOU MA SE CURRY IS SO STERK, DIT TEL DIE POT OP!!! NOTE: This e-mail message is subject to the MTN Group disclaimer see http://www.mtn.co.za/SUPPORT/LEGAL/Pages/EmailDisclaimer.aspx

My first

..so I received my first radio dedication this morning.

Thank you pookie for dedicating the Killers song to me! Can't wait to see them in Dec! ;-)

Get to the point!

I dislike it when people are long winded...Get to the point, use 10 words or less...

Can you imagine what these people are like in charades? 15 letter SENTENCE, sounds like...

today is 09/09/09 -- oooh

R.I.P

Our biggest bottom feeder died last night...he was very old though and too big to flush (Yuck)

R.I.P Otto :-(

AAAAAAAAA

I am becoming territorial..

If you go into our meeting room and eat the sweets I painstakingly bought from Makro and I tell you NOT to, and you STILL pop it in your mouth. I get annoyed!