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How do you decide who to marry (Written by kids)

 

HOW DO YOU DECIDE WHO TO MARRY? (Written by kids)

(1) You got to find somebody who likes the same stuff. Like, if you
like sports, she should like it that you like sports, and she
should keep the chips and dip coming.
     - Alan, age 10

(2) No person really decides before they grow up who they're going
to marry. God decides it all way before, and you get to find out
later who you're stuck with.
     - Kristen, age 10


WHAT IS THE RIGHT AGE TO GET  MARRIED?

(1) Twenty-three is the best age because you know the person
FOREVER by then.
     - Camille, age 10

(2) No age is good to get married at. You got to be a fool to get
married.
    - Freddie, age 6 (very wise for his age)


HOW CAN A STRANGER TELL IF TWO PEOPLE ARE MARRIED?

(1) You might have to guess, based on whether
they seem to be yelling at the same kids.
     - Derrick, age 8


WHAT DO YOU THINK YOUR MUM AND DAD HAVE IN COMMON?

(1) Both don't want any more kids.
     - Lori, age 8


WHAT DO MOST PEOPLE DO ON A DATE?

(1) Dates are for having fun, and people should use them to get to
know each other. Even boys have something to say if you listen long
enough.
    - Lynnette, age 8 (isn't she a treasure)

(2) On the first date, they just tell each other lies and that
usually gets them interested enough to go for a second date.
     - Martin, age 10 (who says boys do not have brains)


WHAT WOULD YOU DO ON A FIRST DATE THAT WAS TURNING SOUR?

(1) I'd run home and play dead. The next day I would call all the
newspapers and make sure they wrote about me in all the dead columns.
     -Craig, age 9


WHEN IS IT OKAY TO KISS SOMEONE?

(1) When they're rich.
     - Pam, age 7

(2) The law says you have to be eighteen, so I wouldn't want to
mess with that.
     - Curt, age 7 (good point)

(3) The rule goes like this: If you kiss someone, then you should
marry them and have kids with them. It's the right thing to do.
     - Howard, age 8


IS IT BETTER TO BE SINGLE OR MARRIED?

(1) It's better for girls to be single but not for boys. Boys need
someone to clean up after them.
     - Anita, age 9 (bless you child)


HOW WOULD THE WORLD BE DIFFERENT IF PEOPLE DIDN'T GET MARRIED?

(1) There sure would be a lot of kids to explain, wouldn't there?
     - Kelvin, age 8
 

  And the #1 Favourite is........


HOW WOULD YOU MAKE A MARRIAGE WORK?

(1) Tell your wife that she looks pretty, even if she looks like a
truck.
    - Ricky, age 10

have faith

Being the last week of the month, one is always strapped for cash.

On Sunday, I went to church, and put my last R5 in the collection box. I thought to myself, it is only a week, I will be ok.

When I got home, I checked my jacket pockets (there are always interesting things in there) I pulled out an elastic, my driver's and R90!

Woo hoo!

 

I am so SUPER hurt

:-(

Monday :) YIPEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Your Joy…

Sometimes your joy is the source of your smile, but sometimes your smile can be the source of your joy.  Thich Nhat Hanh

 

 

why are people never honest with me?

I mean, I am so honest and have strong moral values etc. SO WHY DO I ATTRACT PEOPLE WHO ARE DISHONEST?

 

 

 

don't you love interfering parents?

 

 

I wanna go and see Thailand

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaark

@ least

you know what? At least I have personality...at least I like me...at least I know how much I rock...

if everybody is thinking the same - somebody is not thinking

 

how to keep a low profile at work

Strategically position your files, PC and chair....

that San I am

I am not pushy, but not a pushover

I am self confident and self reliant, but not selfish

Message to my blog

Since nobody else is interested...

I will talk to my blog..

 

"Blog- 

apple of my eye, sugar in my fudge, butter on my toast, cheese in my Niknaks...

 

I have ONCE AGAIN neglected you!

 

Lots has happened..I got my second promo IN 6 MONTHS! Started a degree. Moved homes. Got a car. Lost 10kg's. Grew my hair. Became a size 6. watch this space- this girrrrl is going places. "

 

 

lyrics

Under The Water- Bjork

I can't breathe here anymore.
 It's been like that for a while.
 Ev'rything seems strange to me.
 I feel like a newborn child.
 
 And I know I don't belong down here,
 I guess it's always been the same. 
 I wish I would't have to fear.
 
 Under the water, under the water,
 ou,you left me drowning.
 Under the water, under the water,oh, you left me drowning.
 
 I tried to grow a mermaids tale, 
 'caus here's a lot of danger.
 The grey big sharks with long sharp teeth,
 would love to catch a stranger.
 
 Under the water, under the water,
 ou, you left me drowning.
 Under the water, under the water,
 ou, you left me drowning.
 
 Can't you see, cant't you see,
 that I was left to drown.
 That I was left to drown,
 can't you see, can't you see,
 that I went deep down under,
 can't you see, can't you see,
 that I am deep down under.
 That I was left to drown, left to drown, left to drown.
 Can't you see, can't you see,
 that I am deep down under,
 I am deep down under,
 Can't you see.  Under The Water

 

 

sooo

I won 2 pool games on Saturday!

 

And I was not playing in a team!

 

Yeah YEAH yeah

 

 

Love is free

SHERYL CROW LYRICS

"Love Is Free"

One
Two
One, two, three!

She got a shack
Floating down the Pontchartrain
With the water rolling in
You gotta swim
before the levees start to crack

Another day
Another dollar down the drain
You go to town
No one's around
Cause if you drown
there ain't no hope for coming back

It ain't no big thing if you lose your faith
They kinda like to keep you in your place
You never know what might be coming your way

Oh everybody
Devil take your money
Money's got no hold on me
Oh oh everybody's making love
cause love is free

You go to church
and pray to God for no more rain
A Cadillac
A paper sack
well hey there Jack
you want some bourbon for the pain

Hey tambourine
Ain't no rhythm on the street

With the voodoo
What do you do
when the radio just plays on anyway?

Those crazy fingers in your jelly jar
They'll jack your money
while you sleep in you car
They got the karma
they ain't getting too far

Oh everybody
Devil take your money
My money's got no hold on me
Oh oh everybody's making love
cause love is free

Everybody come together
Everybody come together
Everybody come together
Everybody come together

Yeah everybody
Devil take your money
Money got no hold on me
Oh oh everybody's making love
cause love is free

Oh everybody
Devil take your money
Money got no hold of me
oh oh everybody's making love
cause love is free

Love is free

Love is free

 

San-Mari is...

...a figment of your imagination....

I dreamt my house was being broken into

House

To see a house in your dream, represents your own soul and self.  If you live with others in your walking life, but dream that you are living alone, suggests that you need to take new steps toward independence. You need to accept responsibilities and be more self-reliant.

 

To dream that your house is broken into, suggests that you are feeling violated. It may refer to a particular relationship or current situation in your life. Alternatively, it indicates that some unconscious material is attempting to make itself known. There are some aspects of yourself that you have denied.

 

some people dress like corporate prostitutes

ssssssssssssssssss

with me, you always get more than you bargained for

I deserve the best

funny how things change so quickly..

the only thing that is reliable in life - is change

Words of Wisdom... - Brilliant!!

 

 

 

 

 

 

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Tips from the Benoni book of manners - LOL!

 

MANNERS

1. Never take a beer to a job interview.
2. Always identify people in your garden before shooting at them.
3. Its considered poor taste to take a cooler-bag to church.
4. If you have to vacuum the bed, it is time to change the sheets.
5. Even if you're certain that you are included in the will, it is still
considered tacky to drive a U-Haul to the funeral home.

***DINING OUT ***

1. If drinking directly from the bottle, always hold it with your
fingers
covering the label.
2. Avoid throwing bones and food scraps on the floor as the restaurant
may
not have dogs.

***ENTERTAINING IN YOUR HOME ***

1. A centerpiece for the table should never be anything prepared by a
taxidermist.
2. Do not allow the dog to eat at the table no matter how good his
manners
are.

***PERSONAL HYGIENE***

1. While ears need to be cleaned regularly, this is a job that should be
done in private using one's OWN bakkie's keys.
2. Proper use of toiletries can forestall bathing for several days.
However, if you live alone, deodorant is a waste of good money.
3. Dirt and grease under the fingernails is a social no-no, as they tend
to
detract from a woman's jewelry and alter the taste of finger foods

***DATING (Outside the Family) ***

1. Always offer to bait your date's hook, especially on the first date.
2. Be aggressive. Let her know you're interested:
"I've been wanting to go out with you since I read that stuff on the
bathroom wall two years ago."
3. Establish with her parents what time she is expected back. Some will
say
10:00 PM; others might say "Monday." If the latter is the answer, it is
the
man's responsibility to get her to school on time.
4. Always have a positive comment about your date's appearance, such as,
"You don't sweat much for a fat cherrie."

***WEDDINGS***

1. Livestock, usually, is a poor choice for a wedding gift.
2. Kissing the bride for more than 5 seconds may get you shot.
3. For the groom, at least, rent a tux. A leisure suit with a Cummerbund
and a clean bowling shirt can create too sporty an appearance.
4. Though uncomfortable, say "yes" to socks and shoes for this special
occasion.
5. It is not appropriate to tell the groom how good his wife is in the
sack.

***DRIVING ETIQUETTE***

1. Dim your headlights for approaching vehicles; even if the gun is
loaded,
and the buck is in sight.
2. When approaching a four-way stop, the vehicle with the largest tires
always has the right of way.
3. Never tow another car using panty hose and duct tape.
4. When sending your wife down the road with a petrol can, it is
impolite
to ask her to bring back beer.
5. Never relieve yourself from a moving vehicle, especially when
driving.
6. Do not lay rubber while traveling in a funeral procession.

TWO REASONS WHY IT IS HARD TO SOLVE A BENONI MURDER

1. All the DNA is the same.
2. There are no dental records.

useless info

dromedary - means: camel with one hump

 

I sometimes dream that I am a chain smoker and that it is so fulfilling

 

Smoking
To dream that you are smoking, indicates that you are trying to shield yourself and others against your emotions. You have trouble letting others in.

dudes in general

Ok dude, I can see you looking at me, I see you want to open your mouth and say something...

 

EVEN THOUGH I AM NOT MAKING EYE CONTACT!

 

What is up with dudes?

 

At gym the other day, this boy was on the bike in front of me, he looked around at me, FOUR TIMES...there was nobody else at the bikes at that time, so he could not have been looking at anybody else. The whole time I pretend not to see him, and pretend that I am deep in thought.

 

I mean, what am I supposed to do? Look him in the eye, and let him know that he is looking at me, and that I am looking at him? Look at me, looking at you...

 

So, I just left , cos I felt incredibly uncomfortable.

 

And today, I had two dudes looking at me in the que..and not just a quick stare, they are looking at me for at least a minute or two...and I am looking at the goods in the store / the imaginery fly on the wall. And they just don't stop....

 

What do you do in these cases? Please let me know, cos I don't know what to do with these dudes!

 

I have a BLOODY boil

I have a frikking fever blister / boil...it is seven little blisters on my nose, and is it SORE and it is weeping...

 

it is SUPER disgusting, think I will do distance interviewing with my candidates (you know like distance learning, just in the same room, but far away from each other)

 

Of course, all my mates think it is super hilarious...just you wait!

 

 

when forever is just a day - life is not fair

life really sucks